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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 03:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Adam Silver Talks NBA Expansion - Blazer's Edge

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Circle’s buzzy IPO was a big hit. Now comes the hard part. - MarketWatch

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Experts reveal that THIS diet can reduce heart disease risk - Times of India

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Father who killed 3 daughters was 'active dad' but the 'system failed' him, ex-wife's attorney says - ABC News

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Winners, losers from NASCAR Cup race at Nashville won by Ryan Blaney - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Orchestral Music: How well synchronised in time do musicians have to be to sound as if they are playing together?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Celebrity hairstylist Jesus Guerrero died of pneumonia and fungal infection, likely complications from AIDS - NBC News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Channel Island pharmacists confirm digestion drug shortage - BBC

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

So they tried

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Can a meme heal what therapy can't?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes